let me tell you a story

one time when i was little, like… 3 or 4 years old, and I lived in New York City, I was walking down the street with my grandma and I was about to eat a banana.
and it was a really, really windy day

so my grandma peeled the banana and handed it to me so I could eat it

and i blinked

and the entire banana was gone, and all I had in my hands was an empty banana peel. I look behind me and see that the wind blew the whole fucking banana right out of my hands, and the thing was just lying there in one piece uselessly on the sidewalk.